Gozer T. Cat-Treiber
http://gozer.live-evil.comObjective:
To obtain employment as a professional
rodent control administrator or network wiring technician.
Skills:
*Stinging insect dissection and
elimination
*Roach removal
*Rodent capture and interrogation
*Wire tasting
*Object identification and relocation
*Singing and conversation
*Modeling
Job Experience:
1998
- present Tri-Gon Networks Herndon, VA
General
Consultant
Provided
attention to employees in order to maintain morale. Also
contributed
significantly to pest removal tasks. Initiated wire tasting
duties
without prompting from supervisors. Marked, identified,
and
catalogued all objects in office area. Posed for pictures which
were
used for advertising materials.
Education:
*Hunting and stalking
Classes provided by Tri-gon Networks
*Cuteness and general feline behavior
Under the porch in Maryland by my
mother
*Wire appreciation
Self taught
*Posing, singing and conversation
On the job training Tri-gon Networks
References available upon request